Clerk’s window

File a case

State your grievance plainly and completely. The court cannot rule on facts it has not been given, and it is not above ruling against you for vagueness.

I. The parties

Your day in court

Choose who will stand at each lectern. Outfits are not admissible evidence.

Plaintiff character
Defendant character

II. Statement of claim

0/2000

III. Exhibits

Screenshots, photographs, receipts. The judge examines each one and will describe what it sees. Optional, but juries love a visual.

IV. Assignment of the bench

Filing is free. Dignity is not refundable.