File the complaint
Name the party who wronged you. Describe the wrong. State what you believe you are owed. No sum is too small; this court has no dignity to lose.
Now in session · CloudHacks Jury Division
The Smaller
Claims Court
A court of record for disputes that do not deserve one. Three dollars. The last slice. The dishes, again. Bring your grievance and an AI judge will hear it with the full, crushing seriousness of law that was invented for the occasion.
Tender your evidence
Screenshots, photographs of the sink, the receipt they never split. Both sides may file. The defendant may enter a rebuttal before judgment.
Receive judgment
The bench issues findings, cites precedent that does not exist, and awards damages. The ruling is read aloud and sealed as a downloadable court order.
The bench
Choose your judge
Each sits with a different temperament and a different voice. None of them find any of this funny.
Hon. Bartholomew Grimsby
The Strict Judge
Thirty years on the bench. Has never once been amused.
Hon. Delphine Vex
The Chaotic Judge
Rules by vibe, precedent, and whatever she read this morning.
Hon. Ruth Calloway
The No-Nonsense Judge
Short sentences. Shorter patience. Rules from the hip.
Notice to prospective litigants
“The court is unmoved by the size of the sum. The court is moved by the principle, which the court will now invent.”
Every order issues as a sealed PDF, QR code and all.