Docket no. PC-2026-0035
Aryo v. kanye
Before Hon. Bartholomew Grimsby · Decided
He didnt want to return my $5 dollars
Relief sought
I want him to return my $5 dollars
Findings, opinion and order
Aryo v. Kanye, 415 Petty 243 (2026)
Opinion of the court
In the matter of Aryo v. Kanye, this court notes the absence of documentary evidence. However, consistent with Lobelia v. Smith, 399 Petty 77 (2021), verbal assertions establish a probable debt owed by the defendant.
Disposition
The court finds in favor of Aryo, and orders that Kanye fulfill the outstanding debt.
Damages and obligations awarded
Five (5) dollars, plus one (1) heartfelt handshake before witnesses within seventy-two (72) hours.
Hon. Bartholomew Grimsby
Judge, Smaller Claims Court
Entered September 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
As delivered from the bench
Court is adjourned.