Docket no. PC-2026-0030
kaihang v. jerome
Before Lord Chief Justice Ambrose Thackeray-Doom · Decided on appeal
played too much roblox
Relief sought
10000000000000000000$
nothing
Opinion and order on appeal
Fanciful Claims v. Unrebutted Silence, 623 Petty 14 (2023)
Opinion of the court
As per Fanciful Claims v. Unrebutted Silence, 623 Petty 14 (2023), unchallenged claims combined with implausible demands merit severe censure. The absence of evidence only exacerbates the frivolous nature of Kaihang’s appeal, warranting swift escalation.
Disposition
Judgment is entered emphatically in favor of Defendant Jerome.
Damages and obligations awarded
Kaihang shall craft a 500-word essay on the virtues of judicial restraint within 72 hours; failure will result in Roblox access suspension.
Lord Chief Justice Ambrose Thackeray-Doom
Court of Petty Appeals
Entered September 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
As delivered from the bench
Vacated below
Hon. Delphine Vex · September 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Incomplete v. Idle Assertions, 512 Petty 32 (2022)
Judgment is entered in favor of Defendant Jerome.
Damages: No monetary award; Kaihang must accept Jerome’s Roblox invite within 48 hours.
Court is adjourned.