Docket no. PC-2026-0005
Tomas Reyes v. Iris Lindqvist
Before Hon. Delphine Vex · Decided
The defendant has left one mug in the sink every day for eleven consecutive days. Each mug contains an identical amount of cold coffee. I have photographed all eleven.
Relief sought
Eleven washed mugs
Findings, opinion and order
Reyes v. Lindqvist, 723 Chaotic 421 (2023)
Opinion of the court
In the noteworthy Reyes v. Unwashed Mug, 516 Chaotic 62 (2021), the court found that daily mug neglect equated to moral inconsideration if maintained beyond a week. The plaintiffs therein were granted a grout scrubber, signifying the depth of dish duty obligation. Here, Ms. Lindqvist's perpetual abandonment of caffeinated vessels is amplified by the symbolism of eleven, a number reminiscent of disharmony in prime numerology (Loffran v. Errant Prime, 809 Chaotic 783 (2022)). The totality of circumstances, weighed in the solemn absence of photographic proof, leans heavily against the defendant.
Disposition
The court rules in favor of the plaintiff, Tomas Reyes.
Damages and obligations awarded
Eleven (11) washed mugs, in addition to Ms. Iris Lindqvist performing a self-composed chore-themed poem once (1) daily until the next full moon.
Hon. Delphine Vex
Judge, Smaller Claims Court
Entered September 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
As delivered from the bench
Court is adjourned.