Docket no. PC-2026-0034
a v. friend
Before Hon. Delphine Vex · Decided
they stole my pencil
Relief sought
$3
I didnt know it was yours, but its mine now hehehehaw
Findings, opinion and order
MacGuffin v. Wandering Pencils, 817 Petty 22 (2022)
Opinion of the court
The court considers the defendant's statement "it's mine now hehehehaw" as a clear confession, establishing intent. As seen in MacGuffin v. Wandering Pencils, such acknowledgments require restitution and deterrence. Plaintiff's assertion remains unchallenged by substantive evidence from either side, satisfying the burden of persuasion given the precedent.
Disposition
The court finds in favor of the plaintiff, a.
Damages and obligations awarded
Plaintiff shall receive one (1) replacement pencil, and defendant must compose a hymn extolling pencil virtues within three (3) days.
Hon. Delphine Vex
Judge, Smaller Claims Court
Entered September 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
As delivered from the bench
Court is adjourned.